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EVERYONE OUGHT
TO GO TO HEAVEN. EVERYONE CAN!
If I were a
police officer, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
All the bad guys are locked up in the other place.
If I were a fire fighter, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
No fires. That's the other place.
If I were a soldier, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
No wars, just perfect peace.
If I were a historian, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
Pop in a video and watch history the way it really happened.
If I were an astronomer, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
Drop in on your favorite galaxy; see it up close and personal.
If I were a doctor, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
No sickness, no calls in the middle of the night, lots of golf.
If I were a body builder, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
Finally, the perfect body.
If I were a novelist, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
The mysteries of the ages unfold before your eyes.
If I were a carpenter, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
The Carpenter of Nazareth built it.
If I were a chef, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
Find the taste sensation you've been striving for all these years.
If I were a musician, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
Everyone sings, there's plenty of time, Bach on keyboard.
If I were a psychiatrist, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
No tears, no brokenness, no sad tales.
If I were a farmer, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
See how God feeds His family for eternity.
If I were an engineer, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
Secrets of universe-construction unveiled for the first time.
If I were a decorator, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
One incredibly beautiful house!
If I were a lawyer, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
No more lawyer jokes. No legal system. Everything is grace.
If I were a professor, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
Find out how little you really know.
If I were a preacher, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
The Father's house, plenty of rest, no committee meetings.
If I were an astronaut, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
See your old friend Rick Husband and other stars.
If I were an editor, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
Talk about news!
If I were a mayor, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
A city run the way it was meant to be run.
If I were a politician, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
No polls, no unhappy constituents, no taxation.
If I were a Hebrew, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
Meet your favorite Jews: Abraham, Moses, David, Jesus.
If I were a Muslim, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
Find out just how "great" God really is.
If I were an atheist, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
This is one time you don't want to be wrong!
If I were an architect, I would sure want to go to Heaven.
Think of the advanced classes!
If I were an English teacher, I would surely want to go to Heaven.
Almost everyone believes in Heaven,
but when asked why they expect to go there, the reply most often
given is, "I'm a pretty good person." Which brings up
a question.
Why did Jesus do all He did and
die on a cross if being a pretty good person will get you to Heaven?
If that does it, Jesus went to a lot of trouble for nothing.
Evidently, God thinks mankind
is a lot of trouble. And that pretty good is not good enough.
It's clear He went to great lengths to provide a Savior for us.
God in Heaven provided Jesus Christ
as the only Savior for humanity. No matter how well-intentioned
all those other religions may be, the Bible presents the Man of
Galilee as the only Redeemer for Earth. Jesus Himself said, "I
am the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father
except by me." (John 14:6)
We buried 87-year-old Sybil Boudreaux
last week. I told the congregation she loved everything about
Heaven and will be right at home. She loved the Lord Jesus, and
He is the Centerpiece. She loved serving and worshiping Him and
that seems to be the agenda there. She loved the people of God
and they make up the population. One of her sisters said later,
"You forgot the food in Heaven. Sybil loved to eat!"
Good point. If you love to eat, don't miss Heaven!
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